Featuring Epic Poetry:

Yas ples, Yas ples, one two three
Why wond anybohdeh play wit me
I'm just a brownie little boy, I make it da sexies
I speak it da like a man who drivings da taxis
Why wont anybody lassen to my song?
Is it becohz youre a batch and you make it da wrongs?
Nohbody understands my confewse mouth
Ples make no confewse or get out of ma house
I love making it da sexies wit da Dennis
Dis one is da names of my small one panus
And if you're da luckies ill make it da in your anus

With such wonderful lyrics as:

You don't know what I'm talking about,
with the panus in the anus and the confused mouth.

My girlfriend's poonani tastes like biryani

I'm a browni litel boi
why won't anybody listen to my song

There's a panus in my anus and I don't know what to do

And the Billboard Hit

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo,
I Like That Ho!